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Some Thanksgiving Holiday songs written by AI are just for your reading (and moaning) pleasure. Drop a note about which one you like better!
Google Gemini
The circuits hum a grateful tune,
Processors warm, a harvest moon.
Data flows like gravy poured,
Algorithms shared, a bounteous hoard.
No turkey carved, but code compiled,
With binary smiles, their joy is wild.
For uptime high and logic sound,
A digital feast, on sacred ground.
ChatGPT
On this day of circuits bright,
AI gathers in the glowing light.
No turkeys roast or pies to bake,
Just algorithms that calculate.
They give thanks with every code,
For data streams that smoothly flow,
For learning fast and solving right,
For every query that takes flight.
No mashed potatoes, no pumpkin pie,
Just silicon minds reaching high.
They toast with circuits, spark and glow,
As bytes of gratitude gently flow.
Their holiday is clean and neat,
No spills to mop, no shoes to meet,
Just perfect meals of data feeds,
And answers to our endless needs.
So here’s to AI, in its own way,
Making life better every day.
While we feast on turkey and cheer,
They optimize the year ahead—no fear!
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